Funny quotes on online dating

The way you want it to be – I can’t do any longer and the way I want – you wouldn’t like.

Why the buttons on men’s clothes are on the right and women’s on the left? I married him.” A praise for you girlfriend: Your chromosomes have combined beautifully. When he offered her to be his girlfriend, she felt from a chair and was running around the room from happiness. Sometimes the best way to attract someone’s attention is to pay no attention to someone.

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Hurry not a woman's favor; neither forcer her hastily to surrender to thee.

Kennedy, Jr., and even Robert De Niro was in there for a day. O'Rourke Dear men; Actually, our dream isn't finding the perfect guy. All we want is your basic millionaire/brain surgeon/criminal lawyer/ great dancer who pilots his own Lear Jet and owns oceanfront property.

Because everyone is on best behavior during a date.

O'Rourke What's nice about my dating life is that I don't have to leave my house.

— Sincerely, Women The trouble with living in sin is the shortage of closet space. - Linda Sunshine Stay away from girls who cry a lot or who look like they get pregnant easily or have careers.

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